Old joke.
New punchline.
Back with both in a moment.
The celebrity vote for Mitt Romney has a potential new member: Lindsay Lohan.
"I just think employment is really important right now," Lohan told press on the red carpet. The issue doesn't appear to be a major issue for the news-making star, seeing that she's appearing in Bret Easton Ellis' "The Canyons," the Lifetime movie "Liz & Dick," as well as "Scary Movie 5."
Nonetheless, her concern means that, at the moment, she's going with "Mitt Romney," Lohan said. "As of now."
If Obama's campaign is disappointed over losing the LiLo vote, however temporary it may be, perhaps they still have time to change her mind. For those who may be surprised by her stance, Lohan explained, "It's a long story."
Old joke.
The definition of mixed feelings is watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff...
...in your brand new Lexus.
New punchline.
And I suspect some of my hard core Republican friends are writing it just about now.
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