"...Baby, You Can Drive My Car...And I Do Solemnly Swear...."

Let's try it this way.

Tired of the same old day in, day out traffic hassles?

Tired of driving that A.U.T.O. that shows the very first signs of being a P.O.S. before you can even drive it from the dealer's lot to your own driveway?

Tired of low gas mileage, poor handling, constant breakdowns, undependability and a one in three chance that it will be recalled to replace or repair one useless and/or badly designed part or feature or another at least once in the time that you own it?

What if I told you there was a car that promises to solve all those problems? Cure all those ills? Take care of business and kick some serious ass on the road?

Unlike any car you've ever driven. Unlike any car you've ever seen.

A total and complete innovation in the history of automobiles.

There's just one little catch.

You see, fellow frustrated vehiculars, this alternative to the same old, same old only comes in one model.

And this model, as astounding and amazing as it seems to be on paper, has never actually, yet, been road tested.

At this time, the creator of this amazing vehicle promises that all those things that you hate about your current car or the car before that or the car before that will go away and although there are no exact specifications in any manual that you can read to reassure yourself that you are 100% no doubt, no fail guaranteed that it's bet your lives and/or future safe to put you and your family inside that sucker and head off down the highway, you should just put any logical, practical, reasonable and/or sensible concerns aside, have faith, get in, crank her up and put the pedal to the medal, baby.

Come to think of it, it's a lot like another currently trending innovation.

For those who are tired of poor handling, constant breakdowns, undependability and a one in three chance that there will be calls for replacement at least once in its lifetime.

And even though, it, too, promises that all those things you hate  will go away and although there are no exact specifications in any manual that you can read to reassure yourself that you are 100% no doubt, no fail guaranteed that it's bet your lives and/or future safe to put you and your family in those hands and head off down the highway, you should just put any logical, practical, reasonable and/or sensible concerns aside, have faith, get in, crank her up and put the pedal to the medal, baby.

There's just one little catch.

As astounding and amazing as it seems to be on paper, this model has never actually, yet, been road tested either.

And you see, fellow frustrated voters, this alternative to the same old, same old only comes in that one model.

Donald Trump.