"...And We Could Call The Fall Campaign The 'Falls' Campaign..."

Today's haha comes from Elayne Boosler.

"A young Mr. Wallenda, following in his famous family's footsteps, will be walking across Niagara Falls on a tightrope. People will do anything to get to Canada for health insurance."

Good one, E.

Here's politics in plain english.

This walk should be a mandatory pre-requisite to entering any kind of national political primary.

Those that survive could then be taken at their word when they assure us they possess the skillset to govern in a fair and balanced manner.

Worst case, we will be enthralled and entertained as the herd gets thinned.