Sunday, December 8, 2019

The Answer, My Friend, Is Likely To Take A While...






Jean-Luc Picard would probably be disappointed in me these days.

I pretty much refuse to engage any more.

Or, at least, for the time being.

And by engage, I mean reply, respond or, more often than not, even acknowledge remarks made in the comment threads of the various social media pages I either publish, or just frequent, when said remarks come from the disagreeing side of the dialogue demarcation line.

And not just because those remarks are almost always, and let's just get the overused, not so funny anymore hardy har har out of the way, not just disagreeing but disagreeable.

But,mostly, because, for mostly most of my life to date, I haven't tugged on Superman's cape, I haven't spit into the wind, I haven't pulled the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger....and I haven't spent any time banging my head against brick walls that have no intention of budging.

Even when the disagreeable disagreeing is, by any reasonable measure, ridiculous and my instinct is to keep insisting that the disagree-er could see that , if only they would see their way clear to hearing, honestly listening and giving it a reasonable amount of consideration.


As a variety of authority figures throughout my life have admonished me, I should know better by now.

Or as the aforementioned disappointed Admiral Picard would remind me.....

Insistence is futile.

Still, as with chocolate, Dwayne Johnson movies and that "last golf club you'll ever need to buy", temptation is always alive and well..... ever urging an indulgence of the urge to volley back the debate birdie, the ever present hope also alive and well that this time, this back and forth, this push and pull will result in common sense winning the discussion, not to mention the day.


Props to our home girl, Emily Dickinson, "hope is", meanwhile, still "a thing with feathers...that perches in the soul."

All of that said, never let it be said that I'm any more than mere mortal. And, accordingly, inclined to spit out, rather than bite, the bullet and give that birdie a bitchin bash.

Game point coming up.

Donald went to London recently for a NATO meeting. Between snarky tweets, foot in mouth commentary and the garden variety white trash in an expensive, tailored suit approach to global leadership, it was business as usual for America's leader-in-waiting (as in, he was elected to be a leader, the lion's share of us are still waiting).

Oh...and there was that zany video of several of the other world leaders having a private chit chat prior to an official meeting in which they were, without naming names, naming one other leader as the resident buffoon in the bunch.

By the way, not for nothin', but "accidentally overheard mocking and ridiculing...". These are intelligent, savvy young men. In this little ongoing situation comedy, there is no such thing as "accidentally". Score one for a well executed play from the Aaron Sorkin playbook. (check out the "the red light on the camera was on" episode of "The West Wing").

Meanwhile, after Trump's return to the land of Washington State apples, Georgia peaches and House impeachment, Joe Biden posted some pointed put downs, pointedly proffering that Donald being a laughing stock wasn't exactly raising America's stock in the eyes of the world.

Motivated by Joe's point of view, I offered my own, via the ol Facebook.


".....Biden is carpe diem-ing the "global ridicule" angle in the latest ad(s).....

theoretically, the ridicule of the other world leaders is damaging to Trump, but....

....it's important to keep in mind that the key votes in the Midwest, et al, that gave Trump the Electoral College came, in large measure, from people who don't really care about (or, for that matter, even understand) "global issues".....

their "world" is the three to five feet in front of their faces at any given time......

and while we all, in fact, "inhabit the planet", there is a sizable population of America that could give a shit less about what France or Germany or even Canada thinks......and will, in a heartbeat, vote for Trump again if they think he will keep (get) them safely back to the America of 1955......

even if that "getting back" is all nothing more, absolutely nothing more, than a sad illusion......."

The comment thread responses to my response consisted of the reasonably predictable. My friends, colleagues and/or like minded acquaintances weighed in with a yay thee. And there was one amusing oldie but goodie from someone I don't know.

"Get over it, snoflake"

While I appreciate his taking the time to frame his ignorance in a holiday theme, I was a little off put by, not so much the predictability of that mindset, but the complete and total lack of originality involved.

Dude, the whole "snoflake" thing is, like, so, like ,2017.

Bet you still say things like "groovy" and "far out", too, right?

One comment caught eye and mental ear, though. From a lifelong friend who, we both acknowledge, says tomato when I say tomahto on just about every issue that exists from religion to politics, from Boulder to Birmingham.

And though we don't connect much, all that much, anymore, it was a rare occasion on his part to respond to one of my observations.

Especially one of the political observations.

And it went like this.

"...I think you should form a “Let’s persuade Michelle to run” election committee. Better yet, make it the “Clinton & Osama-Bama retry election forum. Whatever works. I wonder if you’ll ever understand that the WH winner is not in the hands of mere mortals. I would’ve thought someone as insightful as yourself would‘ve figured that out after 2016..."

For the first time in a while, I was more than tempted to reply right there in the ol' FB comment-o-matic. But I realized that what he had inspired me to offer required a little more. If only just a little more space.

This is that space.

And here is a little more in the way of reply.

Season's greetings,  brother from a different mother....the first, always challenging, bump in the road when it comes to online sharing is that "tone" is, often, impossible to gauge. So while it's entirely possible that your entire offering here was articulately performed with a tongue planted firmly in cheek, it's also possible that you were seriously soap boxing me.

I'm gonna go with the tongue and cheek thing. And take, on faith, that you accept that 99% of my say is equally sardonic. Which isn't to say I'm not serious about the what. It's just that it's more fun to be impish with the how.

Your first few words, there, reminded me of the psychology I've researched through the years, in particular, the notion that the first thing we instinctively go with when commenting or responding is our "first responder" mode,  a verbal version of running straight on into the fire without hesitation. The calmer, more measured (read:self censored/edited) stuff follows shortly or even later.

And if that theory is legit, then you help prove a point I've made from time to time (and others, too, I'm insightful, not all knowing and seeing). The implied assumption, on your part, that because I am firmly, oh, hell, passionately, against pretty much everything Donald Trump is, was, stands for and/or ever will be, that I am automatically yearning for the days of Obama and Clinton (and bears, oh, my).

Frankly, I was never all that enamored of Obama's performance. I was, truth in advertising, not happy with a lot of what he did and/or did not accomplish. In a final report card world, I would have given him a B-, maybe a C+. 

But all of that assessment, on my part as a citizen, is based on policy agreement or disagreement. And, in my case, a "filter", as it were, that allows for knowing, through years of self motivated study and self education, reflection, etc, on political and presidential history,  that the job of President of the United States is, while certainly more dramatic, no different than any job in which he or she holding the job is evaluated. 

Cue Danny O' Keefe. 

Some gotta win / some gotta lose.

Put more visually....place five people in a room. Ask each of them what they think about (anything..fill in the blank)....

Two will love it. Two will hate it. And one can take it or leave it.

Paul Stookey had it right, I think, when he wrote "whenever two or more of you / are gathered in His name / there is love".

His lyric, wisely, says absolutely nothing about any agreement in the room.

Again, Obama was no better...and no worse.....than any other president in contemporary times, when his tenure is graded on a curve.

And being that the whole of America is made up of aptitudes ranging from Rhodes Scholar to "we need to talk about little Benjy", the need to grade on a curve is a given.

Meanwhile, none of my "that's a big negatory, good buddy" when it came to the Obama period had anything to do with his personality, his presentation and/or his general character.

My take then, as now, is that he was an intelligent, educated, decent guy. But, more importantly, in hindsight, I realize he was, again, within the acceptable and inevitable parameters we have to include when judging our fellow mere mortals, a class act, respectful of the system as it was created by the, these days, much mentioned Founders and supportive of the foundational institutions that make America what it was designed to be.

Again, and only because of what's coming next, no less....nor more.....than the Bush or the Clinton or the Bush or the Reagan or the Ford or the Johnson , ad nauseum, E pluribus unum........that preceded him in the gig.

And I never, for a single second, felt a flick of fear that I was going to wake up one morning to find that the whole nation had been converted to Islam over night and we were all going to have to do an off off off Broadway production of "The Diary Of Anne Frank-The Muslim Years"

So, I never felt, nor feel, the need to play witty word games using words like "Hussein"...and...wait for it..."Osama".

PS....at this writing, still got all my guns, too.

Meanwhile...Maude?

Yeah, put a pin in that.

And then there's Donald.

I'll spare the recitation here. If curious or unclear on my general posture as regards the host of NBC's hit "reality" show, "The Apprentice", just find one of my blogs, podcasts or vidcasts on the matter.

Pick a blog, podcast, vidcast. Any blog, podcast, vidcast.

As far as the White House not being in the hand of mere mortals......

There's two paths to traverse here.

One involves finding any credibility whatsoever in anything that comes out of Rick Perry's mouth. Either Rick or his partner in prophetic predilection, Michele Bachmann.

That, of course, brings us face first into this Franklin Graham meets Monty Python theatre of the absurd presentation, "He Is The Chosen One"

When every one with a smidge of synaptic function knows damn well that Neo is the chosen one.

Geez.

Path two?

Well, if that's your play, you may be on to something, there, mi compadre'.

That's where we start talkin' bout one of them gods that God takes exception to us having before Him.

Scripturally speaking, of course. 

And the twin brother Megatrons of a nation in the chaos of being "transformed".

 "Oligarchy" and "Plutocracy". 

With each passing day, "Hail To The Chief" gets closer and closer to being excised from the Marine Corps Band playlist, in favor of several more suitable and applicable candidates for the theme song-in chief.

Cyndi Lauper. "Money Changes Everything."

Barrett Strong. "Money (That's What I Want)".

My personal fave?

Randy Newman. "It's Money That Matters."

My favorite because Randy always brings a bit of whimsy and weary cynicism to his artistic interpretations of the human condition.

And what could be more whimsical, not to mention, wearily cynical, than for America to have elected a president who not only represents, but outright champions, the very gaudy, gold plated pillars on which ol' Oli and Pluto are founded?

See, bud, it turns out that, either way, I did, in fact, figure it out after 2016.

Sooner, actually. If you go back and find video/audio of my radio talk show appearances, podcasts, et al, pretty much starting from the moment that Donald descended the gaudy escalator and announced that he was going to show Obama what happens when you make fun of Donald at White House Correspondent Dinners.

Well, shit, he shore did show him, din't he?

Not to mention the rest of us.

That pretty much sums it up, my friend.

Oh....and the very last thing I want to see is Michele running.

She, too, struck, and strikes, me as a decent and classy person.

And the last thing in the world she deserves is to be put in charge of a country where four out of ten people, at any given moment, think a slick, real estate hustling, snake oil peddlin' sociopathic narcissist comes with ten kabillion miles of what the, these days, much mentioned Founders had in mind when they gave birth to Article II.

It's one of those Groucho Marx "be in any club that would have me as a member" kind of thing.

Love and best to the family.

And thanks be to Donald John, of course, for the freedom with which he has blessed me, after so many years of oppression, to wish you all.....

Merry Christmas.










Saturday, December 7, 2019

Hey, You Look Like Death Warmed Over...But, Good News, The Dow Is In The Pink...Well, Black, Actually


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Today's edition of saying the things that go without saying...

  • An American student held captive in Iran since 2016 has been released in a prisoner swap....the family is, obviously, elated....and celebrations, obviously, underway for yet another world record set: personal best, to date, time between event and appearance of the Donald Taking Credit Tweet......goes without saying that America is going to see a whole lot of these "hey, that's really good to hear" things between now and November.......it's all part of the psychology in play in other life situations....like the essentially worthless employee who somehow starts razzle dazzling just prior to yearly review time.....like the wife beater who suddenly gets all kind and lovey dovey when actually being thrown in jail teeters on the precipice between possibility and probability...... 

  • An op/ed written by a noted news analyst, decidedly at home on the left side of the peanut gallery opines that Trump currently has an "obvious path to a second term". The impetus for the impending inevitability?......Unemployment at a 50 year low. And with it, the perception that, economically speaking, happy days are not only here again, but the sky above is clear again......goes without saying that a society basing its overall health strictly on the basis of its economy is putting all of its eggs, not to mention future existence, in one basket.....who needs morality, inspirational leadership, a visionary reaching out to other nations, the global equivalent of next door neighbors,  a concerted effort to reduce hatred, bigotry and all those other pesky human failings when the Dow is looking good?....just ask any homeless vet....or Mr. Bernstein in "Citizen Kane"....."no trick to making a lot of money....if all you want to do is make a lot of money..."

  • A couple of Democratic Congressmen have let it be known that they will not be voting "aye" on any of the articles of impeachment that are presented when the House votes. New Jersey's Jeff Van Drew, one of the two, says that impeachment is "tearing the nation apart...and I want to bring people together".....He goes on to offer that everyone's goal should be to "move on"....goes without saying that "moving on" from cancer without removing the cancer is really nothing more than simply "walking away"......and given the overwhelming amount of willingness the Trumpists have shown to work together with all parties for the common good of everyone, walking away is, at best, a guarantee of future failure...and, at worst, well, stupid comes to mind.....

  • And lastly, but not leastly,  we jingled the Salvation Army bell pretty good on this little holiday nugget during this past week's webisode of "The Blab", but it simultaneously goes without saying while it bears repeating that there is no "War On Christmas"....the war on common sense, meanwhile, enters its fourth wearying year.....and, forgive the holiday buzzkill, things aren't looking good for the commonsensicans......pray, Zuzu, pray very hard......and Merry Christmas to all.....

Doctors...And Presidents....First, Do No Harm....



Holiday time.

Rush, rush, busy, busy.

No time for reading the complete descriptions of every Christmas movie on your flat-screen channel guide, let alone wordy diatribes addressing the American political landscape.


So, here's a little something to chew on instead of whatever sugar is lurking in every nook and cranny of your life for the next four or five weeks.

It's just a little pill of opinion.

Be it easy, or bitter, to swallow.

A lot of us, a whole lot of us, have spent several years now in emotional, if not outright verbal, conflict with one another regarding the current, either momentary or eternal, occupant of the Oval Office.    


But, put a pin in that.

Here's the pill.

Most of us, if not all of us, we, the people, as it were, have been getting it wrong for a long time.

If not every day of our lives.

We have functioned with eyes glazed over from the fog of fantasy that what we are electing, when we elect a President, is someone who will have us climbing every mountain, fording every stream, following every rainbow as he (and someday, no matter what a lot of you think, hope and pray for, she) and we work together to find our dreams and see them come true.

Allow me to quote your current Oval Office occupant and one of his more eloquent observations shared many times during the 2016 campaign.

Wrong.

All of that mountain climbing, stream fording, rainbow following, dream finding portion of the program (cue appropriate angelic, inspiring, hope filled harp music) is certainly something we don't want to see go away and, of course, something that we would very much like to see in the he (or someday, no matter what a lot of you think, hope and pray for, she) that we grant the privilege of swearing to faithfully execute the office.

But it's way past time to get our minds right on exactly where in the national "qualifications for keys to 1600 Pennsylvania" list that wad of wonderfulness belongs.

Number two, at best.

And it's way past time for a new number one at the top of the charts, cats and kitties, a little something that's been bubbling under far too long and has, finally, inevitably, in fact, hooked us all on the horns of one big damn dilemma.

With a capital D and that stands for, well, D and...that....stands for demagogue.

Number one on the "you must be this tall to ride this ride" list of Presidential qualities, virtues, traits and/or abilities.

The deceptively difficult skill required to keep the cork in the goddamn bottle.

Clarity and conclusion coming up.

Time for this week's episode of "Metaphor Theater".

America, in our marvelous metaphor this week, is a living, breathing body.

A living, breathing body with a heart and a bloodstream feeding that heart, and a brain and a bloodstream feeding that brain and lungs to keep the body vigorous and healthy and a bloodstream feeding those lungs to keep them functioning and healthy.

I'll spare you the item by item metaphoricals here and just clue you that the cells in that bloodstream represent the good, decent, loving, caring, kind, compassionate qualities that exist in many, oh, what the hell, it's Christmas, most of the people that make up the population that make up the civilized society each of us refers to as "my country".

As in 'tis of thee'.

And 'sweet land of liberty'.

And, big finish, that letting freedom ring thing.

But, just like a living, breathing body, America is also inhabited by toxins, poisons, potentially harmful, in extreme cases fatal, some natural, if unwelcome, by-products of the daily functioning of the body, many, oh, what the hell, it's Christmas, most primarily self inflicted. Too much sugar, too much fat, too much cholesterol, that can kill ya like that.

Again, for the metaphor challenged, the toxins and poisons represent bigotry, racism, sexism, white supremacy and your lesser dramatic but equally dangerous garden variety infectious invaders like selfishness, pettiness, vindictiveness.

And another "ism" I forgot to mention. One that is to the American bloodstream of the 21st Century what polio was to the nervous system of the 20th Century.

Narcissism.

And the really insidious thing about all those "isms" and "nesses"........

Just like the toxins, poisons and potentially fatal infections that live, literally,  for the opportunity to do damage to the healthy human body, all of the worst of humanity, each of the aforementioned "isms" and "nesses" aren't going away any time soon.

Props and due respect to all those who work tirelessly to change the world.....as well as those who imagine all the people living lives in peace, those poisons have been a part of the human experience since the garden.

So, it's not buzzkill pessimism, but, rather, sensible fact facing to acknowledge their existence.

And, ideally, to do everything we can do to keep those poisons, if not conquered, then, at the very least, contained so that they can do as little harm as possible.

This week's metaphor bonus.

Think of a healthy society as a well maintained and skillfully run nuclear power plant.

And think of man's worst qualities as radioactive air and water, by products of the nuclear process.

Properly contained, the plant provides power and light and life.

Allow, through carelessness or recklessness or, worse, by design, critical mass and meltdown to occur....and disaster, destruction and death are injected into the mainstream.

Like poisons in the bloodstream.

A reactor malfunctions and radioactivity is released.

An essential body organ ruptures and toxins flood the bloodstream.

A bottle marked "Poison" falls and shatters........

Or, even worse, the cork in the bottle marked "Poison" is pulled out.....

It's way past time to get our minds right on exactly what is number one on the national "qualifications for keys to 1600 Pennsylvania" list. 

Number one on that list of Presidential qualities, virtues, traits and/or abilities.

The deceptively difficult skill required to keep the cork in the goddamn bottle.

Because we've already seen what happens when America elects someone who lacks that skill.

His only real skill being convincing enough people that, in fact, pulling that cork out is exactly just what the doctor ordered.....

...to make America great again..